What Women Owe to Gays
Although many of us won't admit it, Gay culture improves society.
What would the world be like without the influence
of homosexuals?
Evolutionary theory suggests women learned
how to act like women from transvestites over fifteen thousand years ago,
when She designed the first dress.
Who creates hairstyles and does women's hair?
Who designs women's clothes? Or dare I
inquire, which alternative lifestyle do we associate with the best cooks,
interior designers, decorators, and physical trainers?
Who shows women how to have fun exercising?
Any women who wants to know what males find
sexy should look at the nearest transvestite.
Psychologists suggest that homosexuality seems
to motivate people toward Art, and God; what kinds of people join monasteries,
become nuns or priests or monks, itinerant salespeople, artists and musicians?
People with exagerated aesthetic needs?
Perhaps one day they become leaders,
a new Messiah, like Elton John, Liberace, and Walter Mercado, Nether-world
Queens who live dying to make rhinestone-studded and extremely public
fashions statements throughout their career and life.
In spite of what those self-righteous Bible
thumpers say, most homosexuals don't bother anyone else on purpose, but
they do silently suffer abuse and physical violence in America's cultural
climate of violence and hatred.
The only way to correct this situation would
be to ensure that everyone who hates homosexuality, and any other "alternative
lifestyle", would all decide to kneel, put their hands together over
their nose, and promise to stop breathing until one of two things happens: A.)
they accept and tolerate homosexuality, or B.) they hold thier breath
until God makes those alternative lifestyles go away.