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A Redefinition of
Creationism
as an Evolutionary Force!
The First Law of Intelligent Design (by Females):
describes the future of all energy as random heat and decreased order; the universe will die, cold and inert in homogenous chaos.
describes the Life Force, on Earth
expressed through organic chemistry and genetics, that increases order and complexity,
a force that might one day save the universe.
TOFU = Towards Order For the Universe.
In the biosphere,
the watery, atmospheric, and subterranean arrangements of carbon-based chemicals
into organisms that evolve to increase their complexity and help ensure the
orderliness of their environment. With a wider range of potential genetic responses
to complex and unforeseen changes in the environment, the organism survives
to pass along its genome.
We humans represent
a small fraction of the biosphere.
The biosphere also
includes space and the rest of the Known Universe since the detection of organic
compounds on asteroids and comets. Remember that without sunlight, most, if
not all, life on earth would cease.
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The elite theory suggests that only a few powerful
families rule for generations from the top of a pyramid of influence. Any evidence
to the contrary?
Of course not,
it's an expression of the Life Force's (TOFU) Towards Order For the Universe.
"Scratch any Republican, and reveal an average, random,
mean." (WMD Machete)
People with ideologies that lean toward the religious right most
often support conservative, traditional forces that exaggerate into paranoia
and a fierce tribalism to reject the rest of the world. Throughout history,
those forces, especially when religious, cause most of the world's lengthy
wars and multi-generational hatreds.
Today, a conservative elite from the energy sector, the intelligence
community, and the military-industrial complex invest in the energy industries,
which fuel the automobile and consumer cultures. Under the excuse of economic
protection, opportunistic exercise of imperialism and warfare keeps the same
families in power, and those invested in the military-industrial complex profit
through arms sales to all sides.
(TOFU) Towards Order For the Universe.
All wars start and end with diplomacy, so why not cut out these
violent middlemen and their chaos that costs too much over generations, destroy
so much, and creates more problems and hatreds?
All religions, with the exception of the Jewish faith, don't improve
much on the Chinese philosopher of 570 BCE, Confucius, who wrote about conflict
and balance of necessary opposites, such as Yin and Yang, and the harmonious
principle of nature. He saw hierarchies in the individual's relationship in
politics, society, and the family, and expected veneration for those above,
and care for those below.
Confucius thought about the Greatest Common Good, and that upholding
tradition and order assures the continuity of existence and keeps the universe
in balance.
With a scale of human development reminiscent of Maslow's Hierarchy
of needs, some Chinese thought that Loyalty, Goodness, Integrity, Love, and
Altruism serve as steps, each to a higher aspiration of human life.
Confucius advised the Middle Way to resolve conflicts.
Buddha taught people how to live right and find true happiness.
He didn't talk about God.
Yoga and Meditation teach people how to stop their vocal brain,
stop thinking harmful thoughts, and experience the beauty of life and the holiness
of their own body.
America reigns as the most obese nation on earth. Do obese people
get less sex than others? The most obese probably get no sex, so at some point
of a person's swelling up with fat, their quantity and quality of sex diminishes,
as does their general health. Since increased order moves us towards God, sex
and female choice represent instruments that can nudge a species towards evolutionary
change.
Healthy people enjoy life more. Most humans cannot eat themselves
into a better quality of life, unless they're starving.
Sometimes I think increased order in the universe might excuse the
elimination of a few species, like poisonous snakes and venomous spiders. Of
course, they each inhabit their niche in the ecosystem, but something will probably
find that niche and restore the balance, even if it swings wildly for a while.
Mosquitoes could go away too, in spite of the flowers pollinated by the smaller,
no-bloodsucking male mosquitoes. Maybe we could genetically mutate them so the
bites don't itch. By the way, why do small animals like spiders and snakes need
so much venom? We should engineer their genome to tone it down a bit.
Honor they temple.
Eat as Evolution created you, as an omnivore, a pig-like critter
that can eat almost everything. Remember omnivores probably find vegetables
and fruits the most available food, so eat lots of them. Exercise to get it,
in honor of all your hardworking, healthy ancestors.
(TOFU) Towards Order For the Universe.
God also manifests through sex, because sex creates
the genetic opportunity for increased order and complexity in the universe.
Sex gives females, the owner of the egg (the most valuable resource),
an opportunity to select her mate, the owner of the cheapest reproductive resource. Though
only one male fertilizes each female, one male can also fertilize many females,
and each union produces enough of the male's cheap resource to fertilize billions
of eggs.
The female's selectivity gives them the power to sway the characteristics
of their offspring. One male, one with a particularly attractive attribute
like a red feather on the head, might get several females (or many hundreds
of,) and each mating might pass along that attractive characteristic. Suddenly,
a significant proportion of the kids sport a red feather, thanks to an aesthetic
their mothers shared.
If most scientists weren’t male, you would know that females most
often steer evolution, perhaps even more than environmental influences.
We should believe everything that Jesus ever said about evolution,
and insect repellent.
Baby Boomers raised on baby formula most often hear the expression
"Didn't your mother breast feed you?" because their anxiety reflects
a lack of basic mammalian mothering, thanks to advertisements that claimed formula
better than mother's milk. The devastating effects of this deprived infancy
continue to surface in subsequent generations of single parent homes.
(TOFU) Towards Order For the Universe.
When men control women to harvest their "eggs," they
maximize the numbers of the man's offspring as a route to success. In opposition
to these elite families of male power, among the masses, females often choose
to widen the gene pool of their offspring with well-kept secret dalliances.
Men don't want to, and most can't, admit that. Scientists (most
male) don't feel comfortable that Female Choice drives evolution.
So it's taboo to talk about sex.
First, a word about healthy skepticism. You should only believe
the parts that make sense, until you understand the rest, or new information
comes to you that helps you understand.
Females are agents of God. Females choose from an overabundant
supply of males. Females steer the direction of evolution, and Human females
intelligently design the future of humanity, through the process called evolution,
a process of increased order and complexity in the Universe.
As representatives of the Live Force, the female of many speicies
steers their evolution.
In fact, every human started out female, until the sixth week of
pregnancy.
To acknowledge a female God might deliver a new ethic to
humanity, one of multiplicity, duplicity, discretion, humanitarianism, custodianship,
altruism, sharing, and caring.
Acknowledgement of creation's female principle as the ultimate
divinity might help us avoid more of the stupid, repetitious bloodshed created
by male-dominated societies.
Diplomacy, not domination.
What those who
know fear to tell:
God is a woman, perhaps Mother Nature. And she's pissed off. Any
careful interpretation of religious texts bears this out.
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Short Biography of
Mark Plimsoll:
An autodidact born with another name in Mexico City, he was raised in the
US by a Anglo Saxon family. He hitchhiked alone across Canada, the US, Mexico,
and into Guatemala, where he witnessed an Earthquake kill 22,000 people. Mr.
Plimsoll has lived in eighteen cities and four countries, underemployed in various
occupations such as maid, hospital orderly, lifeguard, rock musician, songwriter,
portrait artist, English instructor, part-time computer technician and anxiety-ridden
programmer, photographer, housepainter, etc.
His professional memberships include organizations dedicated to historical
preservation, anti-censorship, tolerance and acceptance, literature and authorship,
religious studies, sustainable cultures, digital media, and other endeavors
earmarked by multicultural understanding.
Background, Interests,
and Major Influences:
Arts, Sciences, Humanities, and Ethno-cultural Anthropology. Collected
Tarzan books as a boy, emulated Henry Miller as an adolescent, and as an adult,
endeavored to perfect cultural Scuba diving woithout getting hurt. Works include
paintings, poetry, music, short story, novels, multi-media. Occupied with literary
experiments to eliminate passive verb constructions.
He avoids violence in his work, but bluntness when it comes to sex, politics,
and religion takes up the slack.
He may be a woman. An attractive, manly, promiscuous woman.
© 2002, Mark Plimsoll, LLC
This work is licensed under a Creative
Commons Developing Nations license.
This work is licensed under a Creative
Commons Developing Nations license.
E-mail: Mark Plimsoll
