Ringtones from

Mark Plimsoll's

Cell U.R.

A multimedia Gothic Sci-Fi Vampire Musical Comedy podcast novel.

(Probably the first...)

Meet Yer Expectations Lovely Futurist popsong
"Bong Hits 4 Jesus" Contemporary jazzy satire about Public Schools
Borderline Rock Rock for Xenophobes
Cell-UR Futuristic Rock with Latin-jazz guitars
Desert Ride Ethnic industrial music for mounting two-humped camels
Desert Ride Too For mounting camels with insignificant humps
Moslem Airplane Drones Sonic fantasy about a Heaven with Virgins after suicide
INS Erection National Virility through Walls of Exclusion (Rock)
Confession A future jazz composition sung by a Vampire couple.
OndaBeach (Reggae) A joke-pun only bilingual people appreciate
Oz Classic Jazz Guitar about "bigger than appetite"
Pantagruel 60s Rock of Computer-generated fat harmonies
Tattoo Face (Disco) "I'll sign your face and you get it tattooed."
VampDiddly Imagine Bo Diddly, the Undead, a Vampire for Allah!
Vampire Bolero Backup music for the seduction in episode "She Bites"
What I Do Two Girls Ballad with Sitars and foursomes.
Wiccan Moon A pop ballad digital invitation (RSVP) to a co-ed night feast with Gods and Goddesses
Wilding Backup music with Helicopters for the Vampire's New Year attack on Time-Space Square

and last and probably prettiest,
WMD Machete Dream, the futuristic computer-generated
theme music for the movie of Plimsoll's Creative Nonfiction memoir of 22,000 dead in over 600 pages

"WMD Machete"

 

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