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The Gothic Sci-Fi Romantic Comedy Multi-media Podcast Novel!
Over nine hours of humorous Vampyric podcasts
with Songs and Sound Effects you will listen to over and over,

 

"Tom Wolfe comes along and says that nobody's writing about big social themes...
nobody's Balzac anymore, nobody's writing big sprawling novels of societal concerns."

Richard Ford, interviewed by Dave Welch on Powells.com

 

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English Language learners, get the eBook and read along to the CD-ROM!


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Index to This Page:

Some Examples of Music: 2

Episode Descriptions. 3

CellUR-01:  Meeting the Vampire. 3
CellUR-02  How to become an Adult 3
CellUR-03  Life Ghouls. 4
CellUR-04  To Buy A Car…... 4
CellUR-05  Carjacked. 5
CellUR-06  She bites. 5
CellUR-07  The Wilding. 6

 

The Short video-poem about
WMD MACHETE. 7

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Over ten hours of multimedia podcasts, songs, and ringtones!


(A bloody work of Experimental Literature)

The Gothic SciFi Vampire Multi-media Musical Comedy Podcast Novel

Written, performed, and recorded by Mark Plimsoll


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They both felt true love, passion and pedantry that cannot be kept private!

pure as the driven snow that falls off a parked car's rear bumper.

their loves would change forever the first time they

the world's oldest profession, but now with genetic engineering!

 

 

Over nine hours of aural theatre

you will listen to over and over!

Puncutated with

Sound Effects

and

Cell- U. R.

Some Examples of Music:
Computer-generated Pop Songs!

The Wages of Sincerity Kiss&TellEternity.mp3        4M Click for Lyrics
Losing virginity MeetYerExpectations.mp3      3.6 M Click for Lyrics
Becoming a "Baby Daddy" InTrouble.mp3           2.2M Click for Lyrics
Jazzy satire about public eductation BongHits4Jesus.mp3               2.4M Click for Lyrics
Rock for Xenophobes Borderline.mp3              2.1M Click for Lyrics
500,000 jailed each year OndaBeach.mp3         2.1M Click for Lyrics
God wants you to decorate your community OzBiggerThanParadise.mp3              1.9M Click for Lyrics
CHRISTMAS! What turns a girl into a VAMPIRE SantasLappDance.mp3           2.2M Click for Lyrics
Instrumental with castrated singers VienneseVamp.mp3             2 M
The inevitable occurs in 'free love' WeirdBeautiful.mp3            2.4M Click for Lyrics
An ageless invitation to Body, Mind, and Spirit WiccanMoonInvitation.mp3              2.0M Click for Lyrics

Cell- U. R.

 

Episode Descriptions

 

[SND]CellUR-01:  Meeting the Vampire   

 cellur-01.mp3           _____________   6.9Meg 


The obese boy Gnathal goes beyond edge of the rainy Metroplex
into the Devastate,
a wasteland rumored to harbor criminals and sub humans,where his transporter breaks down. 
Two scruffy men fix it,then tell him this didn't happen on accident, but on purpose. 
They force Gnathal into a rendezvous with the beautiful and mysterious Vampire Elvirus,
who delivers a cryptic message. 


 

 

[SND]CellUR-02  How to become an Adult

 cellur-02.mp3           ____________   8.8Meg 

Big bloodshot eye

Gnathal remembers the events that led up to this encounter with the Vampire. 
He woke up to hear the voices of his foster parents on his internal speakers. 
He and friend Duncan talked about the mysteries of Activation into adulthood,
and noted that residents of the Devastate are "holes in the great tapestry of humanity." 

 


 

[SND]CellUR-03  Life Ghouls

 cellur-03.mp3           _____________   8.2Meg 

Spaceship assaults the Metroplex

The multi-media business card of that tattoo-artist, fortune-teller,
professional escort Vampire Elvirus inspires obsessive dreams. 
At work, the CSS forces Gnathal to listen to Public Service Podcasts. 
He replays parts of his first foray into the Devastate. Gnathal concentrates on his Wallscreen
to get work done, but a review of his Life Goals gives him the idea of a sunset tattoo on the beach.
He decides to buy a Personal Custom Transporter.

Song = "Vampire Strut" \

 

 


[SND]CellUR-04  To Buy A Car…

 cellur-04.mp3           _______________   7.4Meg 

New Customizable Personal Transporter


As he works at his Wallscreen, Gnathal listens to Presidential announcements

and the Reality Podcast 'Spaceship Rambler.' Hegoogles a History of the DevaState.
The robotic Nanovox in the speakers in his ears refuses him information,
because of Gnathal's low 'privilege level.'

Song = "Tuned Quarks"

 

 

[SND]CellUR-05  Carjacked

 cellur-05.mp3           _______   12.6Meg 

Beautiful Vampire by Moonlight

At work in front of his WallScreen,
Gnathal recieves more podcasts than he can deal with.
He test-drives his newly-arrived Custom Transporter..
Vampire Elvirus wants a ride, but her two thugs have other ideas. 


 

 

 

CellUR-06  She bites.

[SND] cellur-06.mp3           19-Apr-2007 12:39  11.9M 

Vampire Elvirus bites happy fat boy

 

Gnathal wants to buy Vampire Elvirus to whine and dine, but on who? 

Poem: "The Vampire's Kiss"

Songs = Cell-UR, Vampire's Bolero

 

 

 

[SND]CellUR-07  The Wilding

 

Almost naked Vampire dances before Bonfire

Elvirus and minions invade the New Year's celebration in Time-Space Square.

 

 

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What are you waiting for?
Check out this short film...



WMD MACHETE

Looking for the Video Trailers for WMD Machete? 

The quick, Low-res one: [VID]WMD_Video.mp4           03-Feb-2007 17:03  37.6M 

The same movie trailer, in much higher resolution!  105 Megabytes! [VID] WMD_Video.wmv           03-Feb-2007 16:17   105M 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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